Annoyed of always hearing that you're a member of the lesser or useless gender? Take a breath guys! Here's a booster for you, there are some things you can do much better than women and we've compiled a list for you.

 Go topless

Men can go topless whenever and wherever they please. Walking down the street or mowing the lawn. Imagine a woman walking topless down the street-surely she will be admitted to Lentegeur mental hospital.

Hold on booze or prolong booze in the body

Men produce more of the protective enzyme alcohol dehydrogenize, which breaks down alcohol. This ultimately means that men can drink more alcohol and still enjoy more rounds while still appear sober than women.

Manscape

There are strictly male innovations- playoff beards, the love canal, the Fu Manchu, and the goatee, and growing them are things only men can do. Plus men can wear chest, underarm, leg, ear, and nose hair as proudly and loudly as they like.

Navigate spatially

Men are much better at seeing things as they really are - in 3-D. True, the fact that men can see 3-D in focus is no reward, but their superior ability to see shapes also improves their abilities in geometry and maths. This explains why more men are math geniuses than women.

Shave their heads

But as a true lifestyle choice in everyday society, guys have mastered the bald top. Shaving their heads is something only men can do.

Best in sports

Sport scientists looked at the performance differences between men and women across the entire range of distances from 100m to the Ultra-marathons, in an attempt to see whether the theory that women are better long distance runners than men is true. However, that analysis showed that rather than catching up to men as the distance gets longer and longer, women (the world's best time, anyway) are in fact always about 10% slower than men. The reason for that at the shorter distances is the testosterone advantage enjoyed by men (called the 'hormone gap' by one scientist!), very interestingly demonstrated by the observation that in the last 10 years, as drug testing has become tighter, women are in fact falling even further behind the men than they were in the 1980's, when women were arguably pumped full of steroids!

So it was concluded that it is highly unlikely that women will ever catch up to and then pass men. Cited: sportsscientists, 2011.

Fertilise eggs

Call it mankind or humankind men have fertilised history. However the swimmers are under blockade from early scientific studies that show women can create sperm from their own bone marrow. And of course, studies are also underway to grow babies out of the womb. Surely these studies are headed by lesbians or feminists. Anyway tadpoles will continue to hit the target.

Pee standing up

Full bladder, but there's a line for the urinal? Just step outside and pee behind a dumpster. Pee and lean against a tree to steady your flow. While women have to unzip, pull down and crouch before they can go, men's process is very simple: Find some cover, unzip and go.

Getting Sexier With Age

Unfortunately ladies, all your beauty creams and anti wrinkle remedies have nothing on men. Male hormones give them thicker skin, which means they get fewer wrinkles and their skin stays younger longer.

This article is cited from askmen.com, 2011.

Sources:

• Askmen
• Sportsscientists

Page Created: 12 September 2011